ok timefor sleeps

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lulz-time:

alltimeboners:
i was trying to take a selfie with my cat but then 
IT’S THE CIRRRRCLE OF LIFE

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jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this


i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

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vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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falldownlikefire:

I think my favorite thing about sundresses is that they make you look like you made an effort to look lovely, when in reality you probably didn’t feel like putting on pants that day so you threw on a dress.

Effortless loveliness.

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does anyone else get really sad when you listen to a song so much that the notes that used to make your stomach do flips and the lyrics that punched you in the heart just don’t anymore

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combeferret:

why can’t you just tell jokes in exchange for a trip on a monorail because they run on one liners

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youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

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ruinscape:

sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual

but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight

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